Roy: I used to work as a waiter. Set in the offices of the fictional Reynholm Industries, the show revolves around the three staff members of its IT (information technology) department: coding genius Maurice Moss (Ayoade), work-shy Roy Trenneman (O'Dowd), Jen Barber (Parkinson), the department head/relationship manager, who knows nothing about IT. Moss: Listing your fictional achievements. We hope you find what you are looking for! Stop doing this, you're always doing this, you're making it go back in! We're all just drudgeons to them! The show was critically acclaimed and has become a cult television series. It's wrecked in my head. I've clearly gotten you overexcited. Jen acts as his defence council, and Roy and Moss as his character witnesses. Jen: No, of course it doesn't. Hello? Jen: Unisex toilets? Newsreader: From today, dialling 999 won't get you the emergency services. I'll tell you what, keep at it. Woman ah? Jen, Jen, come here [hugs her]. The IT Crowd is a British sitcom originally broadcast by Channel 4, written by Graham Linehan, produced by Ash Atalla and starring Chris O'Dowd, Richard Ayoade, Katherine Parkinson, and Matt Berry. Oh, look, it seems to have left of its own volition. Sorry. Denholm: I am declaring war. No respect whatsoever! 25 episodes (4 series), 2006 - 2013. Oh, it went right in the heel. All the best, Maurice Moss. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. Just because he reads Heat magazine? And believe you me, we will be there when you do. Moss: [holding a fire extinguisher that is on fire] I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Sometimes I get a hot ear, and this helps cool it down. - Moss "Faaaatheeeeeeeeeeeeeer!" Weird's all I got. I AM a giddy goat. Roy: I wanna go for a ride in the helicopter! Really? Moss: It certainly helped me learn how to buy sandwiches. That's what we are to them. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send it to the Policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again. Roy: There are a lot of Shabba Ranks in your hard drive. [Leaves Jen's office]. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? My mum! ; Moss trying to put the fire out with a fire extinguisher. How's anyone supposed to know it's yours? Yeah, you... you do know how a button works don't you? PS: No dogs.". So, remember the new number: [singing number] 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3. I don't like goats being involved in any stage of the food production process. Philip: Jen, what century are you living in? Moss: [after a musical TV ad] Well that's easy to remember! Maurice Moss: I will take my ears to the grave. Are you sure? I don't think so. Moss: I came here to drink milk and kick ass. Mr. Big. Whoa! Are you sure you're not going along as his 'gal pal'? Oh, yeah, smoke... Jen: Mr Reynholm, I dont need to remind you of the report that denounced Reynholm Industries as an institutionally sexist organisation. Roy Trenneman: [with changed voice, playing with a sea park model] Oh, I'm so excited about the sea lion show. Jen: Would you stop trying to undermine me? Moss: [still on phone] See. Just some amazing IT Crowd Quotes! Roy Trenneman: Small people are not a race. The spider is now upon my person. Elton John: #Small Paul you're gone now / You pushed that trolley a little too hard / You felt the twinge, it was your heart / And you're dead now / And though you were only four feet eleven / There's no height restrictions on the gates of heaven / You're no longer around, you're in the ground / We're all the same height when we're lying down.#. [pause] I sort of forget what I was talking about. Moss: [what he would think if he were the builder] Revenge would be uppermost on my mind. I mean "Fire!". Prime: [to Moss] A fan of tiny biscuits. 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